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About Google Book Search Google's mission is to organize the world's information and to make it universally accessible and useful. Google Book Search helps readers discover the world's books while helping authors and publishers reach new audiences. You can search through the full text of this book on the web at |http : //books . google . com/ a^ 472-/^3 Mf^^^o l^arliarli €olitst i^iiirars FROM THE FRANCIS PARKMAN MEMORIAL FUND WOK CANADIAN HISTORY Established in 1908 l^arliarti College i^ilirars FROM THE FRANCIS PARKMAN MEMORIAL FUND WOK CANADIAN HISTORY Established in 1908 TALPA; OB, tHB CHRONICLES OP A CLAY FARM! * We shall learn of him another and a greater lesson, some day.' -"J TALPA: ^ Chronicles of a Clay Farm. ^n Agricultural Fragment. - RIDENTEM DICERE VERUM. THIRD EDITION. LONDON : LOVELL REEVE, HENRIETTA ST., COVENT GARDEN. 1854. I-^rvaru College Library, 1? KANvJi tD ir AHKM AN '- 17 Ja,n-i804' JOHK BDWABD TATLOE, PBIITTBB, LITTia QTTXXK BTXSET, LINOOUr'iB IVJT Vn»l}S. TO THE READERS AND CONTRIBUTORS OF THB *®attienetg* (Kfjtanirie anti aflticttlttttal (Sajette* THIS RECOLLECTION OF SOME SCATTEBED ESSAYS OV PAST YBABS BASED ON THE HOPE AND BELIEF NOT UN0ONFIB3CED AT THSIB HANDS THAT AGBICTTLTTTBAL THOTTOHT KAY BE CANDID AND ETEN * SPBOTTLATIVE' YET HITSBANDBY NOT THE LESS PBACTICAL IS FINALLY INSCBIBED BY THE AUTHOR. ** 'OvofMiTajv dvoiv fMp^jyfJ ftia." CONTENTS. [Jtnst SeriwO I. PAei THE WASTE 1 11. THE DBVIL-ON-THBBE-STIOKB . 8 > in. A FBAOTICAIi BBOINimrO .... . 13 IV. A CONVBET,— AND A HEEBTIO . . 20 V. COMBIKATION AND OOMMINTmON . . 27 VI. CALX — ^AND BECALOITBATION . . 36 vn. BAETH-STOPPINO . 4.2 Vlll. •tETTTH at the BOTTOM OP a'— MAEL-PIT . 49 IX. PAMiOWS-— AND WHAT POLLOWS . 58 X. THEOBT AND PEAOTICB .... . 67 XI. DISSOLVING VIEWS . 82 XII. A WOED AT PASTING .... . 87 Vm CONTENTS. [.Seconli Series.] XIII. . ,jLOB *PAEa£ TO let' 98 XIV. AN * application' 108 XV. *LANDLOBD AND TENANT* .... 118 XVI. LOW PEICES AND LONG PACES .... 127 xvn. A * MATUTINAL HOXTE' 140 XVHL 'talpa' loquitue 150 XIX. the *powees' -that be 164 XX. THE PLAIN 'ENGLISH* OF IT . . 176 XXI. THE * STEAM-CXTLTTVATOB' . .191 xxn. THE SUBJECT CONTINUED .... 202 XXIII. MACHINEET OP THE CLAYS . . .218 XXIV. CONCLUSION 228 CHRONICLES OF A CLAY FARM, [FIBST SEEIES.] THE WASTE. Much as may be learnt, by a willing mind, from the wisdom of others, the most praxstical, and (shame upon us!) the most attractive lessons seem always to be derived from their failures. It is too late, in the natural history of the "biped without feathers that laughs," to stop and inquire into this little item from the list of his peculiarities ; so I shall take it for granted in the most practical and amiable way in which it can be at once assumed and applied; and, like the self-deyoted bird that plucks its own breast to feed the young brood, open up my early fanning blunders to the instructiye gaze of those young and ardent agriculturists who are just beginning to recognize the last of human t B Z CHEONICLES OF A CLAY FAEM. Sciences in the first of human Arts, and to "only- wish, like duteous sons, their parents were more wise." I shall not tell when it was, nor where it was, nor why it was, that I first * broke ground* : the first would be too cruel, the second too particular, and the third too personal. But I shall describe my Farm geologically, and myself categorically, which must answer every proper inquiry of the curious, and will leave a little untold besides, the better to keep alive the interest of the narra- tive. Somewhere or other in England there is a flat bleak high-lying district, which a shallow or very terse geologist might haply describe as part of the New-red-sand-stone formation ; but where, if he would take the trouble to plough an acre, he would hear now and then a suspicious kind of sound from the shore and coulter, which I may describe by the word * soapy ; ' and where, when- ever the nose of the plough chanced to dive an inch deeper than usual, he would see certain blue-looking indications turned up, that would rather startle his complacency, if a lover of light soils, by a suggestion of the proximity of that terrible antagonist — ^the blue Lias. Should this discovery stimulate farther exploration, and his THB WASTE. 6 plough be set a couple of inches deeper, his ears might presently be regaled with a sound aa of a heavy-laden cart dragging over a newly-graveUed road; and after turning ijp a variety of con- glomerates, as compacted as the bed of an old Eoman causeway, and as many-coloured as Har- lequin's coat, the stress of the pull would sud- denly be eased, and the plough be heard swim- ming whisperingly through a bed of wet sand ; and just as the filler-horse was congratulating himself that it was all plain sailing now, bang goes a trace or a spreader, and the plough comes to a standstiQ, just revealing, at the share-point, the bruised side of a quartz pebble as big as a foot-baU grinning at you from its tight nook in the bed of the fiirrow. Have I described enough? or shall I add, to this subsoil sketch, a faint and feeble idea of the surface, some time about the month of Feb- ruary (sumamed * fill-dyke ' not without reason) ; and endeavour to paint the hopeless, currentless, resourceless, and pitiable condition of water, whose unhappy fate has fallen, or melted, upon fields as flat as a billiard-table, and without even a * pocket* to run into for escape or concealment P There it would stand, day after day, and week after week, and month after month, shining 4 CHBONICLBS OF A CLAY 7ABM. along the serpentine furrows, as if it never, never, never would go again! And the only- wonder was when or how, or by what bold am- phibious being the ridges had ever been raised, which it intersected, like a sample series of Dutch canals and embankments. This was my Farm : 250 statute acres ! " Why did you take it ? " I didn't. It took me. That * mysterious lady* who is painted with a bandage on her eyes, (she can see as well as you or I,) made it, with a pat on the back, my property, and shortly after- wards, with a slap in the face, my * occupation.* It had been performing for a series of years a sort of * geometrical progression* — downwards. Each incoming tenant took it at about half the previous rent ; dabbled about for a year or two like a duck, and retired— '^